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the only reason this has such a high score is because there would have been a lot of people who voted 5 without actually watching the movie. they would've voted 5 based on the title, your author's comments, and maybe the choice of music. not that that is anything to do with you - this movie would still deserve about 1.5~2.0
just don't go getting a big head about it just cos you fluked a high score.

that was too cute...

Graphics: Good, exactly what was needed. That monster was really cute.
Style: Really good style. I look forward to episode two, after you've had time/experience to do something more with flash.
Sound: Good, exactly what was needed. I'm glad you resisted the temptation of most n00b's to just bung their fav mp3 in their first movie.
Violence: There wasn't really any violence in this movie, so I just imagined you drew the computer blowing up =)
Interactivity: n/a
Humour: Cute/pointless = funny. Altho you could have had a better punchline to your whole movie. But all the im jokes were spot on.
Overall: All scores are grossly inflated cos you're a n00b. Aren't I nice =)

Rezuth responds:

Too nice =P

pee aitch thirty three arr me!!! lewl!!

You almost conviced me. but...
Strawberry clock is the king of the portal.
B.

next time...

make sure it makes less sense. damn man, you almost had a plot.
and no, no I'm not being sarcastic, I'm for real. You need to work on making it more insane.

wtf?

...exactly!!

hmmm....

yes...
(like it)

Damn man!!!

That was full on!! Ok, I said in your news post you'd set it up for a cool conclusion, and I guess you kind of gave us that, but damn it, you still left me hanging out for more!!! (You probably planned it that way from the beginning you sneak) Arghhh!!
Well, I think you got your style down now, and the animation was fluid. I really love your backgrounds too. Probably my favourite character from the series, nameless, was missing (you're probably sick of hearing that :P ) but with this episode so full of action, that's probably not that big an issue. The TV tubbies theme was pretty cool/funny, but you're not gonna get a 10 for humour from until you put bear theme back in!!!
Oh well, good luck for the rest of it, I really look forward to it.
MORE NAMELESS!!!

fourchinnigan responds:

Don't worry...Nameless is a big part of the story from here on out. You'll even get a glimpse into his past soon.

ok then...

I really liked your art style. It was good cos it looked kind of crappy, and that gave it character.
I can relate to playing video games like that. But I thought your joke was a bit weak. Don't get me wrong, I liked your movie, it's just it was a little pointless... but pointless is good!
If it had left me in fits of rofls or had not made any sense whatever, you would've gotten 10. But I gave you a 7 cos it was could, but it could be better. I'll definitely make an effort to watch anything you submit to the portal if I see it in the future, because you definitely got potential.

RegisCartoons responds:

Thanx for review, Evil_San. I think It's objective. I knew this joke is quite stupid and maybe...pointless :) I'll try for my next submission would be better.

!!!nice!!!

"Some of this days Im gonna to make a movie than gonna to be on the TOP 20 OF ALL THE TIME"
I believe that. ALtho to make it to that list, you may have to pander to the humourless fucks who rate tricky worse than stolen content. And that would be a shame.

insane

that was insane
10 POINTS!

I don't like robots. I am not a robot lover. >_> (Yeah, I think they bought it... :x )

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