MetaphorcE's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[death and itchy]

youz got sum skillz

word.

pity is you have to use those skills for evil. ff7 fanboy-ism is evil incarnate. don't get me wrong, 'twas a good game, to be sure, to be sure. but er... yeah get over it already.

k so I stopped watching where he started cryin over aeris. yeah wtf, that didn't really do it for me. I mean, the whole tonberry thing was bad enough. but I must say, you guys did set it up kinda kewl with the music and such. the piece did have a good feel to it up to that point.

I didn't mind the audio so much - yeah sure it was distorted, but then not everyone can afford a slick mic or pro-tools to fix it up. the dialogue wasn't that great but then I am super biased against any dialogue involving ff7. holy shit I just remembered I bought ff9 to someone and never got it back.

righto I should try and say something helpful. yeah. like I said before, this really does have a good feel to it - your use of music is quite good. the animation wasn't super slick but for a first ever flash it was actually fairly impressive. just keep tuning your skills and someday maybe you guys'll become like flash gods. or keep doing ff7 themed flashes maybe you can even become flash anti-christs like legendary frog is. I mean seriously, who finds that shit funny? oh wait, well obviously you guys. right. sorry. but yeah there's a whole lot of potential on show in your flash skills, if this really is your 1st flash? Ô_ô

zeeloph responds:

the series is just gonna be just good humor and all around video game jokes and its our first flash that we posted

[Our Day of Judgement]

good, good

haven't been on NG in forever, so I'm a bit lost on the whole Mr_Artist saga, but that had everything good clock submissions had back in the day - good artwork, animation, humour, but next to no obvious point. That is to say, this was the awesome.

I have insects in my room. It sux. My room might be infested. I was thinking about getting one of those bug zappers, cos they *ARE* kewl, but then someone suggested the noise and the smell and I had to say 'ah yep, perhaps a bug zapper is not such a good solution after all LOL!' and I'm that much of a geek I actually pronounced 'LOL'.

Recently I have been dropping the word 'raped' into conversations far too easily...

Strepitoso responds:

"Raped" is such a versatile word, though. Why hold back?
<3

[MagicalMusicalCloxploits1]

more

there are not enough hook's crew movies on the internet any more. there are not enough hook's crew on the internet anymore :'(

ChromeX1337 responds:

Yeah, the internet needs more izaxhookspaceballsez3etc

[lll_Deception Part 3_lll]

pwn

make sure you include a rattlesnake in part iv.

alexsmolik responds:

Thanks, glad you liked it.
The rattlesnake idea is good, but I don't know if the next one will have Kill Bill as a theme, but hey, it may be a parody mix...
Thanks for the review.
Alex

[asdf]

hah! awesome....

I watched this cos it has half my name in the title.

Livecorpse responds:

:)

asdfsdfg

[Audio Portal 6]

can I be in your posse?

these things are awesome, for multiple reasons. I am a lazy typer, so you'll just have to imagine I list them all here.

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What a list huh? Wow!
Anyway, Livecorpse, you do have talent. Is there a major project coming up by you? I think there should be... Like even if you got someone else to write you a script or something, if you used your skills to tell a story it would work out awesome. Even though you do seem to be all about the quick fix, which is fine in itself. Pity ez3 isn't around much anymore, cos you guys'd be a super super team.

Livecorpse responds:

wel part 7 should be far superior to this one but hey who knows
oh BTW ur reasons rock, ur in our "posse" offically heh..
mmmm, fried pizzaaaaa aarghle

[Audio Portal 4]

teach me to be more like you...

...apart from the arsehole bit. I mean er...

I think your movies rock, as much as it hurts to admit. They kinda have a whole olskoo demo scene feel to them. you know? like on the pirated commodore 64 game you'd have there'd always be this kewl looping animation thingy and some wicked old school music going and there'd be all these greets scrolling along down the bottom in some futuristic looking text.

I don't really think you're an arsehole either. I just held a grudge against you I prolly shoulda let go of earlier. you prolly don't even know what I am talking about... but now you're gonna look it up and... er... k don't do that. it'll make me lewk fewlish. not that this review isn't already doing that anyhoo...

SUMMARY: I LIKE WHAT YOU DO AND THE WAY YOU DO IT. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

Livecorpse responds:

well, thanks for the lengthy, thought out review sir
i got alot of people whove hated the flashes i submitted in the past, so, no i dont remember alot of abusive reviews and their authors. but i admit some of them are crappy and loathesome, and without much effort..
anyways thats cool ya appreciate my "work".. though i cant really call it that since it pays 0.00 an hour. anyways see ya around here mister Peterpanfriedpizza!

[lll_An NG BBS tale 2_lll]

whoa...

that sux. I knew nothing about all of that. but now I do. thanx to you.

every time you submit something, it's better than the last time. it's good to see you improving like that. keep it up.

alexsmolik responds:

Thanks a LOT about the compliments dude... I remember, first time I used flash, it was for the collab (wich is btw too big to send by email). And I have to admit, I did improve ! God, I'm so modest. Glad I informed you too !
Thanks a lot for the review.
Alex

[Spring]

whoa...

that's one of the mnost touching flashes I've seen in a while. a very sweet story. I think the choice of song was very appropriate too.

Mopsicle responds:

Thank Tim for the song!

[Tokey Episode 2]

yeah ok but...

explain gaim productions? otherwise this will be flagged as stolen...

Xtile85 responds:

Gaim Productions is me, every cartoon that i make will have it. It is not stolen beause I made it up, if you look my name is at the bottom right hand corner of the opening. Look for it!!!! If you use it i'll flag it as stolen!!!