MetaphorcE's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sterk ~ the movie]

Sterk has a movie!!?!?! WHOA!!!!!!!?!!?!

How many ways can you spell insane, cos that was all 45847489 of them.
Did you go to awesome school or something? Cos that was professional awesome!!
If I had $3 and gave you $2, how much more money would it cost to make Sterk into a full length feature film?
If sterk was in the forest, but there was no one for him to kill with his laser eyes, would albino rhinos still sing the praises of sorbelene?

Big-Boss-Man responds:

Sterk only hates camels. Camels and guinea-pigs can't stand each other.
By the way, where are you bitching about?

[Kirby's Rampage]

I liked it...

...but you need to work on it a little. Add a background, and a bit more animation, it'd rock. Add more enemies so that kirby can get their powers. And if it's a rampage, get him destroy a whole shitload (more than you can ever get in the game) of enemies in the one go.

Good work though, that would have taken a bit of capturing to do, and the animation was good enough that I never really noticed it (I would have noticed the things wrong with the animation if there were any). Nah, good stuff. Only downer about the whole thing is that there was no original artwork in it, but ah well...

Fidodo responds:

Yeah, this is the first rampage i've made, ill rip more sprites and maybe put a background that effects the rampage. The next one will hopefully be better with alot more enemies. But i didn't want to make original artwork, it's supposed to be an in game sort of thing, just with moves you couldn't do in the game. Ill put in some powers in next one but there are alotof sprites to be done and i dont have a good spriting emulator.

[Sterk & the Banana]

love it!!!

Funny stuff!!

Big-Boss-Man responds:

Thank, San!

[triple ripple vanilla r.m]

whoa!!!

professional voice acting!! or something...
eh... good job!!!

izax-1 responds:

no its a sound from a cartoon... :(

[Drivers Basic Rules v0.1b]

that was ok, but....

...find a movie called 'yes & no'. It was in the portal top 50 for ages. Watch it, and you'll be like "OMG!!! He stole my idea!!! Ages before I even had my idea!!!"
Sorry to burst your bubble :P

deepdoom responds:

I KNOW

[Di The cute monster ep1]

that was too cute...

Graphics: Good, exactly what was needed. That monster was really cute.
Style: Really good style. I look forward to episode two, after you've had time/experience to do something more with flash.
Sound: Good, exactly what was needed. I'm glad you resisted the temptation of most n00b's to just bung their fav mp3 in their first movie.
Violence: There wasn't really any violence in this movie, so I just imagined you drew the computer blowing up =)
Interactivity: n/a
Humour: Cute/pointless = funny. Altho you could have had a better punchline to your whole movie. But all the im jokes were spot on.
Overall: All scores are grossly inflated cos you're a n00b. Aren't I nice =)

Rezuth responds:

Too nice =P

[Miracle Explosion-Ep#06]

Damn man!!!

That was full on!! Ok, I said in your news post you'd set it up for a cool conclusion, and I guess you kind of gave us that, but damn it, you still left me hanging out for more!!! (You probably planned it that way from the beginning you sneak) Arghhh!!
Well, I think you got your style down now, and the animation was fluid. I really love your backgrounds too. Probably my favourite character from the series, nameless, was missing (you're probably sick of hearing that :P ) but with this episode so full of action, that's probably not that big an issue. The TV tubbies theme was pretty cool/funny, but you're not gonna get a 10 for humour from until you put bear theme back in!!!
Oh well, good luck for the rest of it, I really look forward to it.
MORE NAMELESS!!!

fourchinnigan responds:

Don't worry...Nameless is a big part of the story from here on out. You'll even get a glimpse into his past soon.

[Responsibility]

ok then...

I really liked your art style. It was good cos it looked kind of crappy, and that gave it character.
I can relate to playing video games like that. But I thought your joke was a bit weak. Don't get me wrong, I liked your movie, it's just it was a little pointless... but pointless is good!
If it had left me in fits of rofls or had not made any sense whatever, you would've gotten 10. But I gave you a 7 cos it was could, but it could be better. I'll definitely make an effort to watch anything you submit to the portal if I see it in the future, because you definitely got potential.

RegisCartoons responds:

Thanx for review, Evil_San. I think It's objective. I knew this joke is quite stupid and maybe...pointless :) I'll try for my next submission would be better.