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Hertog Jan Hertog Jan

Rated 5 / 5 stars


had to give 9's on everything even though they all deserved 10, just cos sound deserved 11.

doyouwannadance? (biotch) doyouwannadance? (biotch)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I thought I'd reviewed this?

Obviously I hadn't

Grahem And The Poo Grahem And The Poo

Rated 5 / 5 stars


... ... !

death and itchy death and itchy

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

youz got sum skillz


pity is you have to use those skills for evil. ff7 fanboy-ism is evil incarnate. don't get me wrong, 'twas a good game, to be sure, to be sure. but er... yeah get over it already.

k so I stopped watching where he started cryin over aeris. yeah wtf, that didn't really do it for me. I mean, the whole tonberry thing was bad enough. but I must say, you guys did set it up kinda kewl with the music and such. the piece did have a good feel to it up to that point.

I didn't mind the audio so much - yeah sure it was distorted, but then not everyone can afford a slick mic or pro-tools to fix it up. the dialogue wasn't that great but then I am super biased against any dialogue involving ff7. holy shit I just remembered I bought ff9 to someone and never got it back.

righto I should try and say something helpful. yeah. like I said before, this really does have a good feel to it - your use of music is quite good. the animation wasn't super slick but for a first ever flash it was actually fairly impressive. just keep tuning your skills and someday maybe you guys'll become like flash gods. or keep doing ff7 themed flashes maybe you can even become flash anti-christs like legendary frog is. I mean seriously, who finds that shit funny? oh wait, well obviously you guys. right. sorry. but yeah there's a whole lot of potential on show in your flash skills, if this really is your 1st flash? Ô_ô

zeeloph responds:

the series is just gonna be just good humor and all around video game jokes and its our first flash that we posted

Our Day of Judgement Our Day of Judgement

Rated 5 / 5 stars

good, good

haven't been on NG in forever, so I'm a bit lost on the whole Mr_Artist saga, but that had everything good clock submissions had back in the day - good artwork, animation, humour, but next to no obvious point. That is to say, this was the awesome.

I have insects in my room. It sux. My room might be infested. I was thinking about getting one of those bug zappers, cos they *ARE* kewl, but then someone suggested the noise and the smell and I had to say 'ah yep, perhaps a bug zapper is not such a good solution after all LOL!' and I'm that much of a geek I actually pronounced 'LOL'.

Recently I have been dropping the word 'raped' into conversations far too easily...

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Strepitoso responds:

"Raped" is such a versatile word, though. Why hold back?

part 2: synj vs horrid part 2: synj vs horrid

Rated 5 / 5 stars

PHP... BB?


To Dan: That was awesome. Now that Alien Hominid is done are you about to start cranking these out now? I hope so...

To Matt: Your score really complemented Dan's animation and let it take on epic proportions. That was well kewl.

MagicalMusicalCloxploits1 MagicalMusicalCloxploits1

Rated 5 / 5 stars


there are not enough hook's crew movies on the internet any more. there are not enough hook's crew on the internet anymore :'(

ChromeX1337 responds:

Yeah, the internet needs more izaxhookspaceballsez3etc

lll_Deception Part 3_lll lll_Deception Part 3_lll

Rated 5 / 5 stars


make sure you include a rattlesnake in part iv.

alexsmolik responds:

Thanks, glad you liked it.
The rattlesnake idea is good, but I don't know if the next one will have Kill Bill as a theme, but hey, it may be a parody mix...
Thanks for the review.

f0rg f0rg

Rated 5 / 5 stars


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ChromeX1337 responds:


<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Audio Portal 9 - DVD Audio Portal 9 - DVD

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I was about to get mad at you for not telling me about this... but then oh... oh... ok... oh... ooh... oh... kewl.

(to be read as bemusement slowly turning to recognition rather than any sexual interpretation - not that there would have been anything wrong with that...)